Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. SchwaaggaMonsta DooDooTheClown's Avatar Nomenclature.

 

Avatar Nomenclature

1. KOA:      "King SchwaaggaaMonstaar DooDooTheClown"  2. Crysis2:   "TheMaeraoughVynjiaan Excellcxaeijyjourraati"  3. LOTRO:  "OzzymaandiAssmodeadjdaajdjaa OverrAvvataari"

                                         

It Began With Madness, The Helm of Madness. It Could But Only End, In Insanity.

{The power hungry monarch's ravenous thurst, now drenched in concupiscence over the incontrovertible, endeavors toward the irrational; unlimited power.  Once King SchwaaggaaMonstaar discovered his One-Hit-Kill potential, it lead him down a path to a frantically lascivious, and all new level of purest Blood-Lusting!}

 

 

 

KOA turned me into a gamer.  It was a big deal for me.   A really big deal!   On the email that you get from Amazon for making a purchase, where it says, "Review This Product", this is the actual comment I left on Amazon, after the purchase:

This review is from: Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (DVD-ROM)

"You know that commercial that says, "It's a question as old as time: get to work on time, or keep playing"? I'm now out of work; been playing a month straight (30 Consecutive days), and still going.  On the bright side: I have a 300plus damage-point Hammer, 200 damage-point Chakrams, and at one point, 3,800plus in armour.  Thats right! 3,800-plus in armour (equipped bitches)!!!  I'm a tank like no other."

This is the comment I made on Amazon about my own purchase from Amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/review/RWPRL2Q1TE0XZ/ref=cm_aya_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0044S8DA8#wasThisHelpful

I am not a game reviewer, or a reviewer of anything, for that matter.  I am not an uber gamer nerd. I don't blog, speak textalian, gameish, or geekanese. Having said this, anyone who isn't willing to front the sixty bones for this gaming experience, based on tacit non-sequitur tech knowledge (e.g. DRM B#llsh!t, etc), puerile facile nerddoms, and or infinitely infantile geekitudes, isn't worth the online face time they so freakishly covet through, reviews.  This is the game that elicits more than just a review from me, simply because it has touched my life cathartically.  I hated my job, and should have quit a long time ago, but was complacant.  Now, I am continuing my education at USC all because of a little very healthy displaced tension and aggression taking on the form of a Hammer crushing those sons-of-a-fatherless-goat from work; and I owe it all to Kingdoms of Amalur.    #(Jimmy Fallon) Hey Supervisor, Reckon with this, Bitch!!

Yeah, that happened.  So, as you can see, people experience things differently.  I didn't really become, like, a gamer gamer until, July 23, 2012, the date of my first upload.  I just joined YouTube August 8, 2011, thus the upload thing is just ... a total new level of petulant dickdomrey for me.

 

Fair Warning: If you comment on a video of mine, expect an attachment in the reply.

Don't judge me over attachments.  I'm attached to attachments.

...and by the way

A Bragging Rite, isn't meant to be politically correct. It is boastful, and in fact, quite the polar opposite. Its controversial objective, for practical intends and purposes, is not toward the edification of the listener, but thoroughly provocation, and to purest envy; jealously; greed; lust; wrath; through overt and blatant pride in having promulgated a seemingly insurmountable standard, of which all others, whom, in their exploits, inexorably fall short of, can only observe from a distance, having been found wanting of said Rite.

Having said that...

 

Let's set the record straight, once and for all. Every game that has ever been, has always had that one person, that one dude, that one guy, who has excelled over, above, and beyond all possible human expectations or stats. Within the Kingdoms of Amalur, all of you who contend with the SchwaaggaaMonstaar, must reckon with the fact that none of you, is that guy.

So saith The Pope: SchwaaggaaMonstaar DooDooTheClown.

So let it be written, cuz thats how its goin' down.